We spend quite a bit of time in the car each week driving. Here are some of the gems that my husband and I heard from the seats behind us this week:
Little A: Don’t bite my butt.
H: Wait. That was your butt? Oops.
Little A: It is FREEZING back here. You guys are trying to kill me!
Big A: For every five minutes you girls are quiet I’ll turn down the air one notch.
H: Finally. Wait does down mean colder?
Big A: Time is starting over because you talked…
LittleA: Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Suuuubbbbbbaaaaarrruuuuuuu. Sssssuuuuuuubbbbbbaaaaaarrrrrruuuuuuu. Hmmm. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Sssssuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbaaaaarrrruuuuuuu. Subaru.
Is this annoying?
Mom: Keep your hands to yourself.
H: I am.
Little A: She is using her feet.
J: Elvis never had to endure this!
H: I think my feet are wet.
Little A: I think it was my fingers.
J: How did your fingers…. Never-mind, I really don’t want to know.