We spend quite a bit of time in the car each week driving. Here are some of the gems that my husband and I heard from the seats behind us this week:

Little A: Don’t bite my butt.

H: Wait. That was your butt? Oops.

Little A: It is FREEZING back here. You guys are trying to kill me!

Big A: For every five minutes you girls are quiet I’ll turn down the air one notch.

H: Finally. Wait does down mean colder?

Big A: Time is starting over because you talked…

LittleA: Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Suuuubbbbbbaaaaarrruuuuuuu. Sssssuuuuuuubbbbbbaaaaaarrrrrruuuuuuu. Hmmm. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Subaru. Sssssuuuuuuuuubbbbbbbaaaaarrrruuuuuuu. Subaru.

Is this annoying?

Slap! Slap!

Mom: Keep your hands to yourself.

H: I am.

Little A: She is using her feet.

J: Elvis never had to endure this!

H: I think my feet are wet.

Little A: I think it was my fingers.

J: How did your fingers…. Never-mind, I really don’t want to know.